How to Deal with Assholes this Holiday Season (and All Year Round)

Adapted from Dirge Magazine, November 2015 How to Deal with Assholes this Holiday Season cw: emotional abuse, discussion of oppression   Did your new haircut make your Grandma cry? Does your partner want to throw out your collection of weird erotica? Does your obsession with taxidermy make your best friend roll their eyes? Maybe you … Continue reading How to Deal with Assholes this Holiday Season (and All Year Round)

Mrs. Monkey-Suits and the Dark Beauty of Dementia

Adapted from Dirge Magazine, August 2015 Mrs. Monkey-Suits and the Dark Beauty of Dementia Cw: depictions of memory loss, mentions of violence  She was the last person left in the lounge, so I readied her wheelchair and strolled over with the warmest, least-threatening smile I could muster.  “Good evening! It’s nearly midnight. Would you like … Continue reading Mrs. Monkey-Suits and the Dark Beauty of Dementia

Mummy Grace is Here to Cherish Your ‘Little’ Side

Adapted from Dirge Magazine, January 2016 Mummy Grace is Here to Cherish Your Little Side (cw: discussion of ABDL)  When we were asked to spend the night in a cosy and eccentric little home in Nottinghamshire, England, we jumped at the chance. There was a catch, though. Staying over meant sleeping in a giant nursery, in an enormous … Continue reading Mummy Grace is Here to Cherish Your ‘Little’ Side